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Name: Tchay
Status: Clan Leader
Gender: Male
Biog: Plays bass, listens to metal
Job: Lead Clan to better places...get lots of women on the way
^_^
Name: Lint
Status: 2nd in comand
Gender: Male
Biog: Plays bass, listens to metal, has series 3 - 8 of SP.
Job: Keeping his bitch occupied whilst preventing chaos.
Name: Smophi
Status: The Creator
Gender: Female
Biog: Plays guitar, listens to emo, has a daughter named unicorn
Job: Makes up crazy new words and fads for the clan to keep them occupied.
Name: Chad
Status: Milkshake Mistress
Gender: Female
Biog: Smokes, Drinks, Goth, Big mazza fan
Job: Pretty self explanitary, shes makes shakes.
Name: Muffin Man
Status: Devoted Associate
Gender: Male
Biog: Plays guitar, listens to metal, has emo hair cut
Job: Make up crazy guitar riffs and strange noises (whilst monged)
to keep the clan amused.
Name: M00se
Status: Partner of Associate
Biog: Listens to pop/rock, dyes her hair brown, has her own horse
Job: Gets recignition from being an old friend of the Clan Leader...also bitchs alot
Name: Meat Missile
Status: Lion Tamer
Gender: Male
Biog: Rides a ped, likes to drink, listens to metal
Job: As lion tamer it's his job to keep to keep all the wild 1's
in order...usually while naked...enjoy =P
Name: Ehren Fox
Status: Cunning Little Minx
Gender: Female
Biog: Photographer, like the colour green, obsesses over simon
pegg
Job: Flirts constantly with those of high power and authority...also
those that have norse blood. She is also Polish, if that helps? hehe...
Name: Yacob the pot of Mustard
Status: Devoted Associate
Gender: Male
Biog: Plays bass, listens to indie, has long girly hair
Job: Make excuses and lies pfoessionally. Also kicks n00b ass on CSS.
Name: Rent Boi
Status: Devoted Associate
Gender: Male...only just
Biog: Plays with himself, looks very camp
Job: Confuses other people into thinking he's gay, when really he's not sure.
Name: Gi
Status: Devoted Associate
Gender: Male
Biog: Plays guitar, listens to metal, speaks Japanese
Job: To sweet pick the day away whilst others watch in amazment, awe and jealousy.
Name: DopeHats
Status: Personal Security
Gender: Male
Biog: Biker, listens to metal, black belt in karate
Job: Protects and serves the clan as a body guard. No pikeys gonna try it with matt ^_^
Name: Southy
Status: Senior Vice Managing Sub Assistant
Biog: Smokes alot of weed, likes hiw stoner movies, works @ waitrose
Job: I wouldn't call it a job...he supplys people munch when they
most desperatly need it...he is a saviour!
Name: Assman/Chink/Dick/Chan/Bass
Status: Avid Supporter
Gender: Male
Biog: Plays Guitar, Listens to metal, pulled TORRR!!!
Job: Attemps the inpossible 24/7 makes other crazy people look reasnably sane.
Name: Fi
Status: Partner of Creator
Gender: Female
Biog: Smoker, listens to emo, real party animal ^_-
Job: Acts a bit like a tea girl but on a much higher level,also sleeps with creator =P
Name: Welshy
Status: High Ranking Officer
Gender: Male
Biog: Metaller, has deep fat fryer, loves fire
Job: Provides the clan with wholesome deep fryed foods, fire and his easy sisters =P
Name: Lints Biatch
Status: Devoted Associate
Gender: Female
Biog: ???
Job: Provides Lint with satisfaction in many ways so he is less bitchy.
Name: Very Dangerose P. RunnerWolf
Status: Sly Offical
Biog: Plays guitar, Rocks out, Loves up his hair
Job: gets incredibly wasted and rocks out...then when he wakes up...the process continues.
Name: That There Boyo
Status: Sly Representitive
Biog: Plays Drums, Rocks out,
Job: Sumhow finds times to play drums when not doing loriel adverts
Name: The Claw
Status: Queen of the Internet
Biog: Listens to metal, has lots of cats, Knows EVERYTHING!!!
Job: Well if u had sum1 who knew everything wouldn't it b obvious
what they did =P
Name: The Incredible Huq
Status: Destroyer of All
Biog: Listens to All music, Excellent Chef, Turns blue when angry
Job: After a tradgic science experiment, the huq accidentally
touched 'chemical X' a very volitile substance and was transformed at once into 'THE INCREDIBLE HUQ' (whey better the the
hulk =P)
Name: Maz
Status: Sly Follower
Biog: Listens to indie and shoe-rock, has blue streaks in her
hair, Clean from drugs
Job: To be honest she doesn't really do anything =P but when she
does do something, we're all sure it'll be amazing.
Name: Sentence
Status: Obliterater of Competition
Biog: Hard Rocker, Plays guitar, Growing his hair \m/
Job: Sentence passes the time playing licks so fast that his enemies eyes burn up trying to follow them.
Name: The Cat
Status: Avid Fan
Biog: Likes Metal, Has many wild parties, is immune to cat-nip
Job: Cat is more then a woman, she gives us a place to go when
we need it the most.
Name: Goldmine
Status: Avid Fan
Biog: Has cool b/f named sam, drinks too much, usually the wildgirl
@ parties
Job: Goldmine has many great qualities....most of them in bottle
form =P
Name: Elle Femme
Status: Comander and cheif of SP womens rights
Biog: Listens to rock, likes british comedy, foxy lady
Job: Misc =P
Name: The Dreamer
Status: Keeper of the 7 keys
Biog: Plays guitar like the devil himself, likes his music, makes
pagers
Job: Being the keeper of the 7 keys is a hard job...i mean he
has to remember where they all are and stuff, u try it =P
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